TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Jordan is pregant

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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cory

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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