Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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