What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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DEATH.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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