- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Fat? Jesse Z

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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