Are you gay. No. Ok.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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