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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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