- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A black man has a job.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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