- Anti Joke

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.