What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Feminism.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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