Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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