- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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