- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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