- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

don't just stand there

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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