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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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penis. nuff said.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Pickles are moist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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