- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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