Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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This is an anti-joke.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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