why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Obama

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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when debbie meets downer

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Anti Joke

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