- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

being sober in a bar fight

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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