What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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I was watching Fox news.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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