an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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