- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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