This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

black people

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

A dancer walks into a barre

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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