- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Who wants water? I do.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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