- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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