Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Women's Rights

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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