What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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jhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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