Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

if got a joke if fogot it

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

matt is fat

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Ron Paul for President!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

No!

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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