Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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