- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A guy walks into a bar

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

hers a joke... japanese people

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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