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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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