- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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