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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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