- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

roses are red violets are blue

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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