Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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