- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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