- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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