- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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