Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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i had sex.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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You bumder!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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