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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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