What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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