women's rights

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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