A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Who invented apple? God

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

cory

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Jordan is pregant

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