What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Your mother is so fat.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Anti Joke

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