This is a joke.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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