- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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