- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

It says so on your cap.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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