- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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