-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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