- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Connor is homo

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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