How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Carrot fingers

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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