- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

don't just stand there

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Connor is homosexuaI

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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