- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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