- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

black people

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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