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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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