How would you rule?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

the economy.

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