- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

9/11

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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