What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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