- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Caramel Boing.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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