- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Black people.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Sex

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Caramel Boing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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