- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You sick fiend

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Anthony sucks

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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