- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I hate long jokes -_-

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A whole 'nother.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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