What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Terraria

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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breasts

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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