So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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