- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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