What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

there once was a black man who played basketball

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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