What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Women's rights

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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