- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

asians have slitted eyes lol

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...