- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

autistic kids rock

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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