- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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