What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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