- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A blonde dies Lololol

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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