- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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