Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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