What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your girlfriend.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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