There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

anti jokes are really funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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