You're so sweet I have diabetes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Who wants water? I do.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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