- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

woman's rights

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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