- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what's up? my penis.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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