- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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