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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Your mom is so old she died

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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