- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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