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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

I <3 Hitler

What's red, blue & green all over?

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Maths.

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