- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

your no better than a cockroach

Guess what? You guessed it.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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