What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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