- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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