- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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