- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats long and black? a baton

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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