- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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